big-booty-itches:

when your parents ask you to help them with technology

richwhitelesbian:

he’s makin a list

checkin’ it twice!

gonna find out if you’re middle class and white

craplos:

ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.